Recent reviews by BaffledBehemoth

Greetings: I as of this very moment, posting this. Have completed Peak. 40 hours, 16 peaks climbed, and every badge obtained. And every single step (Except in Alpine) has been amazing.

If you are a simple person who enjoys running wild, or randomly finds yourself just wanting to wander around in a game? Well that is the journey of this game. Nothing is more satisfying then jumping blindly into a new map, and going in a full sprint to either see how far you can get up that peak- or find out just how far you'll fall before you get there. This game is clean, and simple. It has challenge for those who are looking to push themselves harder and harder each time- Reaching Ascent 7 just as I have, or those looking to hunt for achievements more casually- wanting to fill up that beautiful sash with all the colorful badges to show them off to all the other hikers.

Or- even if you just really want to spend some time doing nothing much but sight seeing what crazy randomly generated map the game has to offer every given day. Some maps look like gangley messes of horror- leaving you wondering how in the hells your going to manage to get up to the top upon first glance. And others are a picturesque view of something that you'd thought somebody created by hand. Either way- there is both some frustration, beauty, and fun set in every single map randomly generated. So random that it's not even explicitly known that you "can" actually complete every map that spawns in. But- with determination and some patience, or even just blind speed and gut force reactions to every situation, you will be able to make it up to see the beautiful ending the game has to offer to you.

Thank you- Developers of Peak, for making this amazing game. I didn't think a game where you walk up, climb up, and struggle up a mountain- possibly griefing friends with blowguns or smashing a coconut over their head- just to hear them scream as their body tumbles down the mountain while you rise to the top, clenching your gut over just how funny the sound was, but here I am. Having just 100% this beautiful game.

I look forward to more updates if at all with this game, and my only suggestion is for a way to join up with random players across the world! Matchmaking- or lobby hosting to random folks- would be amazing.

Thank you everyone for reading- I'll see you all at the top!

It had some pretty bad glitches and I just couldn't get by it. I'm sure from other reviews that its pretty good though.

Night in the woods is in simple terms sad millinial simulator. This game encapsulates what my emotions growing up were like and still even to this day. The game for me was extremely releatable and it was a thrilling experience playing this game from trying to find every nook and cranny to doing multiple playthroughs to get different endings. This game has so much to offer and is worth every single penny.

This game had such potential a few weeks ago. Game was patched to have the new smg and assault rifle. They are broken to all hell. They make forges, legendary weapons, legendary abilities, STRATEGY, all useless. Pick up the smg and kill everything that moves, lest they have an smg to kill you with. I liked this game before the update. Its just retarded now. Smgg no re

Don't waste precious money on this game. This game can be fun don't get me wrong. But 90% of the time its getting stuck midway through a casual game (Or not connecting at all) and throwing you onto a team full of absolute spastics and mongoloids who either tk or blast the mic with bs. Granted most games with multiplayer like this have it. But the gameplay doesn't give enough to look past the vast number of chromosomes the people who play this game have. The matchmaking for ranked is broken too. Been in beta for idk how long and i still get hooked up with diamond players as a bronze. (Hence why im in bronze). You can drop rank at an extremely fast rate if you just have a small bad string of games. Not to mention the crashing, the bugs, the exploits and the numerous fps drops that the game has to offer. Its just not worth it. I think my hours in this game give me the right to say ive played enough to understand that this game is garbage. In all honesty, just go by something like pubg or maybe even just a nice single player game. Because this garbage makes me sick. -10/10 would kill to get my money back from this game.

I sat on the main menu sorting out all the graphics and what not only to find the game is now a crash simulator, themed to look like one of my favorite xbox series of video games. Really now, i would love to give this an honest review and not just a downvote because of a huge fail on the devs part. 2k, what the ♥♥♥♥ man.

Sadly, i must say, if you don't already own this game... DO NOT BUY IT. If you own it, just have it downloaded and ready for the patches. If they happen... I would love to give this a stellar review. Bioshock 1 remastered was perfect, but what about this one? I wouldn't know.

First off this thing says i should be polite? Hell no. I don't care. Don't get this game. Ever. This game will ruin you're hopes and dreams. You will litterally do this exactly:

1: Spawn in and run around like an idiot till you figure out the controls
2: Grab random stuff and try to make a makeshift house.
3: Get off for the night after building a small house and own this little nice plot of land.
4: Get back on later only to find you're home has been raided.
5: Get better at the game and build a giant castle that can't be destroyed other than seige engines.
6: Have a small empire that you're really happy about with either a friend or not.
7: Get off after aquiring a large sum of materials, weapons, armour ect.
8: Get back on only to find another faction that owns most of the land has taken you over just because they can. No reason necessary. They just did it. They like you, but they still did it anyway. Even tho you're friends as well. Nope still gone. All that work, time, effort. To be rewarded with a swift 20 min raid of you're entire base. Taken over. Sure, thats the game. And some might find it fun. But no matter what. Even if you try to be friendly? Nope. You're dead. So If you're the type that doesn't like the idea of having all you're work taken away from you in a matter of minutes because somebody simply can because they are better than you? Don't get it. Otherwise? Go ahead. Be one of those guys. I'm sure its great.

This game has a simple plotline. Start game, find place, build home, store resources, lose them all, restart. Don't want that? Don't buy this. Sorry devs, but if you want a good review? Make it more challenging to crush somebody. Other than break one block and get all you're ♥♥♥♥ stolen and home destroyed.

I was mistaken for anybody who saw my last review. This game is AMAZING. I thought i lost hope because i thought you needed to port forward and do hamachi. Obviously i'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥, an idiot, and a dimwit. So to make it up this game is deffinitly a 10/10. Alone or with a friend you can do anything! You can possibly beat the game! (doubt it) But still! This game is a amazing. But, hopefully a fix for windows 10 and 8 involving hamachi will work. Because if you have windows 10 like me, well you can't host a hamachi server. So yeah. BUT, NOT THE GAMES FAULT. Their working hard. Gud job guys!

I love this game. The dynamic "Mirrors edge-esc playing style with brinks old parts made better. I love every moment.
10/10 would cough again
10/10 would need ammo again

YOU A**HOLE, I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF TRYING TO MAKE A MASTERPEICE AND YOU CRASH. YOU SCRUB.