Pog

So me and my homeboy were having sex (ironically), as we usually do after a nice and long weekend. Occasionally our balls will touch as we do this, and we’ll say no ♥♥♥♥. Last night however was different. The first time our balls touched I didn’t think much of it when he didn’t say anything. Then it happened, again, and again, and again. He didn’t say no ♥♥♥♥ once. Not. A single. Time. I wanted to confront him about this the next morning, but he had to leave early for his programming classes, and I don’t want to kill the mood during our cuddle session later, but I have to know.

I’ve been wondering lately if he could be gay, but last night raised my suspicions tenfold. Is he actually gay? Am I gay now?? I’ve been thinking about this since it happened. How do I tell the gooning circle we’re in?

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Shuuko?

I saw this guy baybe puncher at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” He kept pretending to be tired and not hear her

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me.

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