jacob is cool

Girl: am i pretty?
boy: no
Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was rekt... She walked away with ♥♥♥♥ in her pantss
The boy grabbed her ♥♥♥
Boy: Your not pretty...your bish
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I want 2 ♥♥♥♥ u right in teh ♥♥♥♥♥
Boy: I dont like u...I (͡º ͜ʖ͡º) u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would (͡º ͜ʖ͡º) if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz suk mi ♥♥♥ (͡º ͜ʖ͡º)
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize ur an ♥♥♥♥♥ (͡º ͜ʖ͡º)
*Something good will happen to ur mum at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be in her bum(͡º ͜ʖ͡º)!!!
*Get ready for the reck of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have kansur and herpies (͡º ͜ʖ͡º)(͡º ͜ʖ͡º)

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture ((I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

this kid is a burnt onion

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