Okay fair point but we murdered him so now its just us

the spank patrol obviously lol who else delivers such eloquent and effective pranks

Sike yOu JuSt goT PrankEd

Sorry sir, my mistake. It won't happen again.

uNacCEptAblE

Bruh like 2 days IM SORRY

Dang thats pretty funny lol

AHAHAHA did you come up with that yourself?

that is correct sir OR IS IT MAAM??

thEy'll TaKe yOUr enTirE StOck

u sound like you need some flexJAIL, youll even be kept underwater!

SHE IDENTIFIES AS A GIRL OKAY RESPECT HER!!!!

once upon a time, there was a little girl named Tom...

oh rip what a life man

its funny coz the last 2 pages of ur profile comments are all just me

hehehe

well i guess that proves them right doesnt it?

the doctors told us a few years ago that you would have declining memory function as time goes on, they also said that you would forget they said that

well of course you don't remember that, your memory is terrible!

yes well your memory has always been a problem, remember?

Yes I suspect this convo would look very strange without jumping back and foward between us

You've just been prankd by the spank patrol, you actually only got 3 tickles!!! Theres the camera --->>>

Sorry sir here is 1 additional tickle as compensation for our misunderstanding

Im going to give you 9 tickles

Phil Swift was born in the heart of a dying star in the Andromeda galaxy during the creation of the Milky Way. The sense elements he was born in gave him titanium hard muscles. After falling to earth on August 6,1944 his body completely leveled Hiroshima mere moments before the nuclear bomb was dropped. He later fought in Vietnam, where he earned the nickname “Indestructible Phil” for his 100,000 plus confirmed kills he achieved with little more than his bare hands. He is best known for his catchphrase, “That’s a lotta damage!” which he famously said after accidentally burning down an entire Vietnamese village in a fit of rage. While in Vietnam, he created a super-strong adhesive with a mixture of his own celestial blood and tree sap. Lord Phil is also well known for his ads, in which his PTSD causes him to slaughter buckets and boats by channeling the powers of hell. This is why many consider him to be supreme leader of the universe, with power beyond any mortal imagination

hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play Unturned sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on discord we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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More like the first comment in the last 2 and an half years

First comment of 2018!!!

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School is next week

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scary :O

School is on it's way soon

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Hi all u r all awesome in ur own way

talk to me

Come and playy co-op

I have almost got Portal 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Portal 2 coop is cool

Cool means Constipated Overated Old Lady

Yo love the question mark

?, cool

Yo minecraft is awesome