So I’ve been working on this Exercise to strengthen my rear muscles.

I take a nickel and I put it inside my a$$. Then I pinch my a$$ and hold it in there to keep it from falling out. I wait a little bit then I add another nickel. i’ve been doing pretty good. Actually a record. I got up to 12.55. That’s about 6 1/2 rolls.

So even though I was trying to calm down on my lunch I was still a little heated. And maybe clenching things too hard that have no business being clenched like that. I sneezed. Hard. And felt something terrible. I checked. I lost over $8 in nickels. I know at least 85 cents shot out of my a$$. I’m a little discounted in myself for not being able to keep ahold of them. But I have no No clue where the rest went. probably in me somewhere. And to make matters worse. While I was 3 knuckles deep searching for those nickels I must have strained too hard and blood started gushing from my nose.

Dudes cute af irl

+rep good rust player and teammate