I've been using Meow Mix Original for years as a meaty snack. It smells just like Cheez-its. Screw the cats. I'll just buy it for myself. You guys need to make a human-only variant for people to snack on because dude I crave it sometimes and so I sneak into a dark corner and almost break my teeth on the tiny meat, bone, and gristle pellets because I am a sad, strange little person.

He's a pretty weird dude, but otherwise okay.