🎍 ✖ 💛 Recently deceased blues guitarist Stevie Ray Vaughan "comes to" after
💄 ✖ 🕺 his death. He sees Jimi Hendrix sitting next to him, tuning his guitar.
🐟 ✖ 🚕 "Holy cow," he thinks to himself, "this guy is my idol." Over at the
💗 ✖ 🚙 microphone, about to sing, are Jim Morrison and Janis Joplin, and the
🐝 ✖ 👹 bassist is the late Barry Oakley of the Allman Brothers. So Stevie
👽 ✖ 🍧 Ray's thinking, "Oh, wow! I've died and gone to rock and roll heaven."
💚 ✖ 🍇 Just then, Karen Carpenter walks in, sits down at the drums, and says:
😺 ✖ 🏀 "'Close to You'. Hit it, boys!"
⚡ ✖ 🥗 -- Told by Penn Jillette, of magic/comedy duo Penn and Teller 🎫🌂🎁

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