I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

I spend 5 hours masturbating before my prostate exams. I edge and edge and edge, until a butterfly sneezing on my taint will bring me to orgasm. I tactfully shuffle my way to the doctor's office and when he lubes up I nearly ♥♥♥ three time but I've trained my kugel muscles enough to the point where I can hold the Mount Vesuvius wrath. Then, as soon as he puts the smallest bit of pressure on my prostate, I unleash with the fury of a lion hunting its prey. As the room gets covered in my hot, sticky juices, the doctor looks disgusted and leaves the room. I always go to a hospital far away from where I live so that I don't have to go in for surgery under the doctor that I busted to. Best thing is, we have free healthcare here, so the doctor gets me off and it's covered by tax payers. That's my fetish.

Um, hi. I just recently saw your post about wanting a bf? So maybe I'd give it a shot, I mean you're really cute and friendly. I really like anime like you do! So, um.. Can we date? I'm sure we'll be the best otaku couple! We can listen to anime songs and maybe watch some Naruto and Dbz. Do you like those animes? It's okay if not.. Maybe we can watch something much more like hentai or not. I don't want to seem like your horny average guy, so we can watch something innocent. Maybe bleach.. Heh. You're so kawaii, y'know? I just want to kiss your face and call you my kohai. Would you like me to be your senpai boyfriend? I think it'll be really kawaii. I think I love you, kohai. Please make me happy and date a fellow otaku.

The real friendship is like fluorescence, it shines better when everything has darken.

can you please stop saying kek

● *DEAD* janKo^ : how am i supposed to win when i have a girl and her autistic little brother on my team