There once was five year old boy who enjoyed playing with his train set. One afternoon, his mother happened to hear the boy playing while she was cooking in the kitchen. She was shocked when she heard him saying,

"Whoo whooo! All right, all of you son of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who want to get in, get in! All of you son of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who want to get off, get off! Whoo whooooo!!"

The mother was just devastated, so she scolded her son and said to him,

"Son, I don't want you saying those words! Don't say such things again. You can go back to playing with your train but if you do it again you are going to have a time-out."

Not five minutes later the boy is back playing with his toy train set in. And the mother goes back to kitchen.

"Whoo whoooooo! All of you son of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who want to get in, get in! All of you son of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who want to get off, get off! Whoo whooooo!!"

The mother furiously goes back to the boy. "Time-out now!!"

Ten or so minutes later the mother says to the boy, "Okay, have you learned your lesson?" The boy nods his head. "Now, you can go back to playing with your train. I just don't want you using those words again."

The boy goes right back to playing with his train.

"Alright, all you sons of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who want to get in, get in! All of you sons of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who want to get off, get off! And all you son of a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who are pissed 'cause the train is late, go talk to the ♥♥♥♥♥ in the kitchen!!!"

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"I eat my food raw through a straw, while its cold and three hours old."
~ Gamer Life

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"Many years ago, Gungeon mariners used wind to propel their bullets instead of combustion. The trips would take so long to cross a room that bullets would sometimes mutiny and change course entirely." - Gungeon
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Veritas & Aequitas.

"And Shepherds we shall be
For Thee, my Lord, for Thee.
Power hath decended forth
from Thy hand
Our feet may swiftly carry
out Thy commands.
So we shall flow a river forth
to Thee
And teeming with souls shall
it ever be.

In Nomeni Patri
Et
Fili Spiritus Sancti"

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Ascariasis:
The great white parasitic roundworm. Though not as common nor as long as her tapeworm counterpart, Ascariasis are far more cruel. Contracted from eating ascariasis fecal matter, the larvae hatch in your gut, they dig through your intestines, eat through your lungs, move into your respiratory tract, and get reswallowed.