hi every1 im new!!!!!!! lifts up mouse my name is deadly cockslap but u can call me t3h d3ad1y c0cks1ap oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see my aim is very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 frag random ppl like me ^_^... im 17 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch cheat bust videos of me w/ my igl (i toggle if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite pastime!!! bcuz im SOOO random!!!! pronax's random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random mouse-lifters =) like they say the shadier the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of frags here so give me lots of headshotses!!!!

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