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I am result of a genetic experiment attempting to genetically modify a pancake with a top hat and a great sense of humor. Obviously it worked The only thing that gets my syrup flowing is Lady McPancake Together we're the pancake overlords! Bow to us mortals! Feel the sadness that is your life take over, we will drain out your will to live!!

I was made by illuminati, wielding a monocle forged in the depts of the queens royal palace, made from 69 karats of diamond.

My days are spent planning on how to defend ourselves against
the giant waffle army.
They are the worse!
They prefer maple syrup over normal syrup,
they eat children and they go to the bathroom on your lawn!


Galaxies

Take my hand and we’ll feel high,
so high that we’ll go past the sky.
Cause without you there is no I,
you’re the person that makes me fly.

Fly me across the galaxy,
where all out there is you and me.
Take me a million light years away,
cause with you it would only feel like a day.

Then hold me tight and never let me go,
as we look at the suns lightshow.
Talk to me and keep me warm,
with you around I’m free from harm.



17:38 - Sir McPancake: Whenever I try to flirt with a girl I'm like "I like cheese, do you like cheese?"
17:38 - Sir McPancake: And online I'm like "We're like cheese, if it gets hot between us we'd make an awesome fondue"
17:27 - XxX_rHeAtArDm9_xXx (girl): its like a 10 year old boy or squeaky voiced tit girl
17:27 - Sir McPancake: My granny always told me: don't hate, masturbate