hi *steps on a dogs little paw*
my *lights a cat on fire with spraypaint and lighter*
name *makes a baby cry by speaking*
is *looks up zeitgeist in the dictionary*
john *assaults orphan with mace*
sturbach *cuts the power to a hospital*
quando *flips off an old woman*
whats *hoses down a poc*
yours *starts a skinhead messageboard*
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