One day, in the year 2018, a young boy was playing with his favorite Vegeta toy. Suddenly, he was approached by another man.
"Nice Vegeta toy - can I play with you with my Goku toy?"
"Sure!"
"Cool! Just know one thing about me - to me, these aren't games. These are REAL."
The man then proceeded to sucker punch me and give me backshots while I I was on the ground.
"Mada mada. You're just too weak" he said, as he had finished his last backshot on the boy and walked away.

The moral of the story is, that boy was me.
And that man - my rival - was Endkiller 2013
And my Nindo - my ninja way - is to kill that man in one on one combat.