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I imagine girls and bugs have a dim perception that nature played a cruel
trick on them but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitude
of it. -- Calvin
A voice crackles in Calvin's radio:
"Enemy fighters at two o'clock!"
"Roger. What should I do until then?"
For your information, I'm staying like this, and everyone else can just get
used to it! If people don't like me the way I am, well TOUGH BEANS! It's a free
country! I don't need anyone's permission to be the way I want! This is how I
am - Take it or leave it! -- Calvin
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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
If you had
One Shot.
or One Opportunity,
To seize a small boy in your enclosure,
In one moment
Would you capture him,
Or just let him slip?
Yo.
His palms a sweaty, Life's bleak, child is heavy.
There's a sniper aimed at him already, mom's upsetti.
Park service, they're nervous but look calm and ready
To embalm, but they keep on regretting'
What they shot down, the i nternet grows so loud
They open their mouth, but the memes
Wont stop now!
Provoking', how, everybody's revolting' now!
♥♥♥♥♥ are out. Harambe's down, over, blaow!
+rep is asian