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I think everyone knows by now that the easiest way to get a huntsman spider to stop coming in your house is to flip it over and suck its ♥♥♥♥.
Hear me out.
Carry a spatula around and when you see one, flip it onto its back. They're surprisingly docile once they're in that position. Then, all you need to do is gently press on its abdomen to retract its penis. It will be small: approximately the size of a thin pencil eraser. Use the tip of your tongue to manipulate it to full erection, then suck with your lips until it ejaculates: usually 30-45 minutes later.

I miss you shower boy

AWW ♥♥♥♥ LEVEL 20

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It happened the clear trap the killed me and toxic made it in a video

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