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>trump is re-elected
>immediately declares war on Vietnam
>Vietnam war 2.0
>thousands of GenZ kids are drafted into the military
A few months later…
>be rice farmer in Vietnam
>start hearing Lil Yachty playing in the distance to the sounds of rotary engines
>helicopters start flying over me
>Gucci gang starts blasting from the helicopter speakers
>whole ♥♥♥♥in area around me gets napalmed
>choppers drop off enemy troops
>get smoked by a 27 year old with a Pickle Rick sticker on the side of his helmet
>he does the Fortnite dance over my body then meets me into a bush
Bless this our land and nation
Justice be our shield and defender
May we dwell in unity
Peace and liberty
Plenty be found within our borders.
Let one and all arise
With hearts both strong and true
Service be our earnest endeavour
And our homeland of Kenya
Heritage of splendour
Firm may we stand to defend
Let all with one accord
In common bond united
Build this our nation together
And the glory of Kenya
The fruit of our labor
Fill every heart with thanksgiving.