Recent reviews by Absolute Fucking Cretin

where is the drink ♥♥♥ button? "Saga worthy of Odin's patronage" my ass!

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This game is life changing.

Tried it out for a little while. Seems pretty neat.
In all seriousness though. I have spent a considerable amount of time in this game (9.5555555 days to be exact) and I must say, it's a fun game. Only with a premade team. The game itself is fine and actually really enjoyable. The learning curve is a bit high, but it something that requires a lot of work for a big pay-off. The community on the other hand (Where you will be spending most of your time with) is complete utter s***. The experience does get a bit better if you have friends to play along with you, but if you don't make sure to bring some fired because you'll experience a lot of salt. The community is comprised into simple categories:
The De-ranker: This consits of people who are smurfing who want to de-rank their accounts so that they can go against people who are on a lower skill level than them. They usually don;t do anything during matches and will get in your way. Incredible frustrating and will most likely get you de ranked as well
The Smurfer: Consits of someone who has already de-ranked and now is reking people who have a lower skill level then them.
The Hacker: Self Explanatory

The community is s**** and I have only covered some part of it. Unless you have friends to play with and are willing to learn, do not buy this game. Also remeber, If you want to be called a ♥♥♥, Buy an Auto Sniper (G3sg1-Scar-H)

I was sniping ♥♥♥♥♥♥' ugly reds off a tower and throwing jars of my own piss at people. Then I came home and played tf2. It's a pretty fun game.

Downloaded a mod from the massive collection in the Steam Workshop and became president of Poland. I set up a Communist State and then I got assasinated by Communists. \

10/10 Would piss off Commies again.

Believe it or not. This is a solid "original" game. I say this lightly because it is a clone of Wolfenstein , but it is a really good clone. You are Noah on an ark and you have to feed animals invisible food to put them to sleep. At first you have a sling shot. Later you get something that acts as a ******* machine gun putting innocent animals to sleep whenever they cross you're path. You are mother trucking Noah. Biggest bad*** in history putting down animals one by one. All the animals are innocent ( Except that ******* camel. Screw him ).

Probably the most life changing game i have ever played. This game has made me revert to Catholisicm and start slingshotting food at dogs in the street.

10/10: Would harass dogs again.

I can only describe this game in a couple of words. Hilarious and amazing fun. I have bought this game along side with my friend. we have excpected this to be a title that will come and go. Boy, were we wrong. This is the funnest game i had ever played!!! escpeciall if you have a friend that likes to screw around. We have dished out more that 100 hours on this game. when you think that the singleplayer is still boring... then try the multiplayer plus the plethora of mods. At least 100 mods are made for this game every 2 days. YOU WILL NEVER RUN OUT OF REPLAYABILITY!!! I RECOMMEND THIS GAME SO MUCH ESCPECIALLY IF YOU HAVE A FIREND WHO IS WILLING TO PLAY AND SCREW AROUND WITH YOU!!!