I've been watching MMA for ten ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ years. Do you know how many years I’ve been on the mat? How many years I’ve had the gloves on Recreationally? How many meet and greets I’ve been to? I was the first guy at Donald “Cowboy” Cerrone’s meet and greet. And you know what he told me? “Not gonna lie man, you gotta pretty sick anaconda” cause I gave him an anaconda for a picture. And it’s not a reference to my penis, it’s a reference to a highly technical grappling move. So I don’t care if you’re a fan of Dana White, if you’re not a fan of Dana White, I’ve earned my place to make a few jokes in this here MMA world. Okay? Spoken my peace.