🎯 Certified clutch enjoyer
🕰️ Still stuck in 2014
🎮 Still playing like it matters 🕯️

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😌 Mood: Surprisingly Fine
• Level 40 // emotionally optimized
• 1,500 hours of “just one more”
• Aim steady, hands shaking
• Crosshair placement immaculate
• Life placement questionable 🕸️

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📊 Stats
• 99% accuracy
• 0% follow-through
• Peak rank: Global Elite
• Peak feeling: relief 🖤

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📶 Status
• Online
• Active
• Empty ⚰️

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“I play better when nothing’s on the line.”
So I made sure there was nothing left 🩸