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Kiyotaka Ayanokōji (綾あやの小こう路じ 清きよ隆たか, Ayanokōji Kiyotaka) is the main protagonist of the You-Zitsu series. He is currently a second-year student of Advanced Nurturing High School. Following the entrance exam in which he scored precisely 50 points in every subject, he was placed in D-Class. In the anime adaptation, he sits at the rear left corner of the class seat next to Suzune Horikita.

INT. OLIVE GARDEN RESTAURANT

A group of FRIENDS laughs at a dinner table. A WAITRESS comes to deliver what could be considered food.

WAITRESS Pasta nachos for you.

We see the pasta nachos. They’re warm and defeated.

FRIEND 1 The menu is here.

WAITRESS Lasagna wings with extra Italy.

We see the lasagna wings. There is more Italy than necessary.

FRIEND 2 I shall eat Italian citizens.

WAITRESS Unlimited stick.

We see the unlimited stick. It is infinite. It is all.

FRIEND 3 Leave without me. I’m home.

WAITRESS Gluten Classico. From the kitchen.

We see the Gluten Classico. We believe the waitress that it is from the kitchen. We have no reason not to believe.

Friend 4 says nothing.

FRIEND 1 What is wrong, Friend 4?

Friend 4 says nothing.

FRIEND 2 Friend 4, what is wrong, Friend 4?

Friend 4 smiles wide. Her mouth is full of secret soup.

ANNOUNCER (wet voice) Olive Garden. When You’re Here, You’re Here.