No one will believe you, even whence you prognosticate upon the naysayers irrefutable evidence of the crude lies you so tell. Raccoons simply cannot wear the headly apparel you deem to spew from your dirty maw as "hats". It would no sooner be true that a mere mortal man such as yourself should oviposit an egg made of gold unto a headstone of your bereaved mother.

I simply cannot bear to witness the indelible falsehoods you deem worthy of cultivating.

Or, in a manner that you might understand due to your intelligence:

"Get ♥♥♥♥'d loser go cry "

- Jezibet Holtorf IX (The Third) (Sr.)

Idk he just seems like the typea guy to play Apex Legends

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this man, is , a [REDACTED]

so uh, basically bruh