Well this one called the volcano eruption.
Well you see ina '84 crowd of people,
Yellowman a fe come new brand.
Nobody move, nobody get hurt.
Nobody move, nobody get hurt.
The youth them just a dress up in a white collar shirt
And some of them wear it till it resemble dirt.
He said he want me to join the army.
I ain't gonna do it officer.
No way. I ain't gonna do it.
Turn out your left pocket.
A searching for a chrome automatic.
A searching if you have any ratchet.
He said what is your number? I didn't answer.
What is your number? I still don't answer.
What is the number boy? I really don't answer.
Him crank up him chopper. Mi momma!
Then me started to answer.
He say give it to me one time!
Give it to me two time!
Give it to me three time! Lord!
Nobody move, nobody get hurt.
Nobody move, nobody get hurt.
Natty don't nyam cattle.
Natty don't nyam dirt.

Him come from the planet of earth.
He come from the planet of earth.
Say granny ina kitchen a cook rice and chicken.
The dread out a door a cook ital stew.
No trouble granny, granny never trouble you.
Natty cook up him ital stew.
Nobody move, nobody get hurt.
Nobody move, nobody get hurt.
The youth them just a dress up in a white collar shirt
And some of them wear it till it resemble dirt.
He said he want me to join the army.
I ain't gonna do it officer.
No way. I ain't gonna do it.
Turn out your left pocket.
A searching for a chrome automatic.
A searching if you have any ratchet.
He said what is your number? I didn't answer.
What is your number? I still don't answer.
What is the number boy? I really don't answer.
Him crank up him chopper. Mi momma!
Then me started to answer.
64, 46, dat a be BMW! Lord!

He say give it to me one time!
Give it to me two time!
Give it to me three time! Lord!
Nobody move, nobody get hurt.
Nobody move, nobody get hurt.
Natty don't nyam cattle.
Natty don't nyam dirt.
He don't nyam cattle.
Natty don't nyam dirt.
He come from the planet of earth.
Ca' natty come from the planet of earth.
Ca' things me used to do me na go do it no more.
Things me used to do me na go do it no more.
The year it changed to '84
but hear Yellowman come fe tell you the score.
He said he want me to join the army.
I ain't gonna do it officer.
No way. I ain't gonna do it.

What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil.

The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll ♥♥♥♥ fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.

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