Recent reviews by JokerJon00

The Stanely Parable is.... different. And not in a bad different..... it's just different.

So, you play as Stanely. And you won't play as Stanely. The main objective in this game is....... follow the narrator and do what he says. And you won't follow what the narrator says and you won't do what he wants you to do. And that's what you do.

Now, I'm not kidding, and I'm not joking. You will only get this review if you've played this game. Or if you don't play this game. This game will challenge your mind. And it won't challenge your mind.

There is a lot of replayability in this game though. With 18+ endings, there is a lot of different ways for this game to go on about. The game can be realatively short, or it won't be realatively short. It depends on how YOUR game ends.

This game is a lot of fun. There is ZERO gameplay, other then walking and opening doors, but this game proves that you don't need to be breaking someones neck or shooting a 10 year old in Call of Duty. The only complaint is that I think the game is a little over-priced.

9/10

Great game - terrible with a mouse and keyboard

I honestly thought Rust looked good, almost like a more strategic Minecraft. Boy was I wrong. Rust is a GREAT game.

One of my favorite things about Rust is the moments you make yourselves. From running off a cliff to your demise because you were being chased by a pack of bears, or a naked man running at you with a rock over his head with "Wrecking Ball" playing over their microphone (which actually happened), is frustrating, but it's a great moment in which you will make a lot over time. Another great thing about Rust is that you never feel safe. Even though you can be playing on a server with just a few people, you are constitently looking over your shoulder.

When you first start out in Rust on a new server, the only things you have is a few bandages, a torch, and a rock. Yes, a rock. And you must build your way up, like in Minecraft, to building your first shelter to making some ammo to take on a community you found while scavenging for supplies. Which brings me to my next point. You will be mad when you die. You can literally just walk by someone, unarmed and type in the message box "friendly", and get shot right in the head. While not every person is mean or deadly, it is likely they will try and kill you. That's why I reccomend playing on not a large server until you're used to the game. It's not the game-makers fault of course, and it doesn't bother me too much, but I think it's worthy to point out.

Overall, Rust is, even though it has some problems like graphical errors/glitches and the community not being the nicest, a great indie title. If you have Steam, you really should buy this game.

9/10

As good as Dark Souls may be, it is one of the worst PC ports I have played in my life. You almost have to use a controller, which is fine, but the Windows Live crap isn't even really worth the trouble. Get it on a console.

I usually don't go into much depth in my game reviews, but I will with this one. And I am just going to say this right now. Outlast is the scariest game I have ever played in my entire life.

There are so many things that are good about this game. For one, the graphics and just the overall athmosphere is amazing. You really feel like you are in an insane asylum and you are fighting for your life. The entire time you NEVER feel safe, and even just walking down a corridor makes your heart rate go up. The jump scares are so perfectly placed and not so much overused to where it gets annoying and you expect it, but it also never makes you feel like nothing will happen. One of the best things about Outlast is that you never know what will happen next. You could just be walking past a bunch of dead bodies, and none of them pop out and scare you, yet when you have to come back around they jump and scare the living sh-- out of you.

Another great note is the story. The whole time you are playing you are trying to understand the secrets behind this asylum-gone-mad. Figuring out the story at then end is so worthwhile also. NOTE: This game is not for younger children. There's tons of blood, gore, jumping moments, and some sexual content, including male nudity.

All-in-all, Outlast is a great horror game that we need more of. The overall game is great, if not amazing, and there's no reason on why you shouldn't play this game.

9.75/10

It's a fun, medieval fighting game, which is cool in the beginning but just gets a bit tiring.

6/10

Areally fun, 3rd person shooter, with a great story and fun campaign mission. Only complaint is that the multiplayer is quite bland and not that fun.

7.5/10

A really fun, arcade-ish tower defense game. A lot of good combat and surprisingly strategic elements that the player must take into account, makes this game a really good game to look out for.

7.5/10

An interesting platformer, but it's art style, difficulty, and just the overall game and concept just isn't for me.

4/10

I originally thought that this game would suck, that it would be a cheap rip-off that would only do good because it had the "Dead Island" name on it, but I am surprisingly liking this game. It is a really fun, MMO-ish game, that while isn't really a Dead Island game, but you should still check this game out.

7/10