Hello am 48 year old man from somalia. Sorry my englando is bad. I selled my wife for internet connection for play dota and i want to become the goodest player I play with 400 ping on peru server and am 1k mmr. pls no copy pasterino my story BibleThump

I sexually identify as Spirit Breaker. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of charging across the map and stunning the Radiant Creeps. People say to me that being Spirit Breaker is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having plastic surgeons install horns, hooves, and 17% chance to bash on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me Barathrum and respect my right to bash you four times in a row. If you can't accept me you're a RNGesusphobe and need to check your bashing privileges. Thank you for being so understanding.