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26 of 50 (52%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 1:49pm

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 2:37pm

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 6:19pm

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2016 @ 12:43pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 5:32pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 6:44am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 6:43am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 6:17am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 5:00pm

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 10:50am

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 6:58am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 11:16am

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 5:51pm

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 3:54pm

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 11:36am

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 2:47pm

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2016 @ 1:11pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 2:09am

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 3:31pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 4:42am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 2:37am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2016 @ 1:49am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 3:17pm

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 1:12pm

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 4:41pm

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2016 @ 1:02pm



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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