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-- Jon Carroll
🤕
It all happened during the magical summer of 1985. A maturing Joe
Piscopo left `Saturday Night Live' to conquer Hollywood; People
Express introduced a generation of hicks to plane travel; and I was
in a barbershop quartet.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer's Barbershop Quartet
😷
Wasting time is an important part of living.
😱
The prettiest women are almost always the most boring, and that is why
some people feel there is no God.
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
😗
QOTD:
"What do you mean, you had the dog fixed? Just what made you
think he was broken!"
😩
<Deek> That reminds me, we'll need to buy a chainsaw for the office. "In
case of emergency, break glass"
😫
[He] took me into his library and showed me his books, of which he had
a complete set.
-- Ring Lardner
🙂