I am a 117 year old man. Recently my 98 year old son and I have been looking for something to do together as we grew quite estranged during the First Korean War, and recently we came across this Steam subreddit and we read this comment. For the first time in 68 years we agree with you that we are tired of unimaginative copy+paste spam on reviews and guides. Never did I think I would see such joy on my young son's face but it is all thanks to this Steam subreddit comment.

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Oh 😨 my 🫡 gosh! 😱 You 🫵🏻 had 🤨 a 🤓 crUsh 😻 on 😖 Jake 😮‍💨 and 🧐🤔 didn't 🙂‍↕️ tell 🗣️ me?!? 😤 crazy 🤯 if 😒 you 🙃 told 🎙️ me 🥲 that 😄 I 🤩 wouldn't 🫣 have 🙄 told 🙊 Jake 🫤 I 😯 had a crUsH 😍 on 🥺 Jakeyy 😛JoshUa!! 😎 and 🫥 not 🤒 youuuuu 🤭🤭🤭😵

Hey 🫵 Fatty 🗣️ Boom 😏Boom 💥 Hit 🤚me 😭 with 🎀 the 👀 ching 💀 ching 🪼 Fat 💅 pocket 📦 clinking 🤑 dollar 💵 eye 🤩 twinkling ✨ Jeez 👹 da 🥰 beats 🎵 so 🧐 chunky 🧠 me'sa 😏 getting 👯‍♀️ funky 👽 Oh 😩 oh 🔥 oh 🌸 oh 🌈 Hey 😃 Fatty 💟 Boom 💢 Boom 💣 Hit ☎️ me 😇 with 🎀 the 🤡 ching 🛎️ ching ❗️ Fat 🤬 pocket 🎧 clinking 💰 dollar 👁️ eye 💫 twinkling 🚦 Jeez 🛸 da 🛍️ beats 🎶 so 💋 chunky 😈 me'sa 🎐 getting 💌 funky 👽 Oh 🪩 oh 🥚 oh 😂 oh 📮

Oh 😨 my 🫡 gosh! 😱 You 🫵🏻 had 🤨 a 🤓 crUsh 😻 on 😖 Jake 😮‍💨 and 🧐🤔 didn't 🙂‍↕️ tell 🗣️ me?!? 😤 crazy 🤯 if 😒 you 🙃 told 🎙️ me 🥲 that 😄 I 🤩 wouldn't 🫣 have 🙄 told 🙊 Jake 🫤 I 😯 had a crUsH 😍 on 🥺 Jakeyy 😛JoshUa!! 😎 and 🫥 not 🤒 youuuuu 🤭🤭🤭😵

Whoa mama! Hummina hummina bazoooing! ♨️ *eyes pop out* 👀😳 AWOOOOGA! *jaw drops, tongue rolls out* 🥵 WOOF WOOF 🐶 *tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face* 🤤 WURBLWUBblrwurblw😏🤤 *cupid shoots an arrow through heart* 💘 Ah me lady~ *heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum 🔧⚒️ *milk truck crashes into a bakery spilling white liquid and dough* 🥛 NOT WEIRD, RARE GIFT FROM GOD *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka 💦 ohh my god~ 💦