The mere act of tipping a fedora has severe implications for both its wearer and the people around it, the effects of which are dictated by the rate of tipping.

For example: At 12 tips per second, an aura of Dorito dust and Dew musk can be summoned around the wearer, allowing him to continue to critically compromise the social comfort of those around him while defending him from the dismantling of his own stance, as well as providing a restorative effect for his misguided pursuits which may have to do with the augmentation of the stench of his over-applied cologne. Of course, this aura can be refined and redirected based upon the intended will of the wearer, to which the full extent of understood effects is unknown, and continues to be expanded upon by unfortunate field observations. This is simply a basic case, made on the premise of very widely understood and logically supported conventions.

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