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ㅤ* A man went to the doctor, "Look doc", he said, "I can't stop my hands from shaking."
"Do you drink much?" asked the doctor.
"No", replied the man, "I spill most of it."
ㅤ* Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things.
ㅤ* I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee!