Going To Jail
You know all those attractive girls the Beast perpetually ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about having high standards? As it turns out, the Beast's standards are so low that they didn't even need to be out of preschool for him to want to get in their pants. In an unforeseen turn of events, the Beast was arrested in 2015 for the production, distribution and possession of child pornography, straight from October 2014 to January 2015. The Beast was taken to court on Aug 31st of 2015 to enter pleas. When asked why he committed these heinous crimes revolving around small children, he replied:

"Size doesn't matter."
—The Beast