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> Meet Jakeem Bang
> Big fan

Met this guy on Grindr (gay dating app ;P) He seemed really chill and honestly - totaly my type x) We matched and instantly got to debating women's rights and the fertile crescent. The conversations were good alright, but they needed a bit more spice ;) That's exactly what Vasco da Gama said when he established trade-routes around Africa into India via sea. Hold your horses! 'Cuz things getting sexual B) One thing led to another, each text was coated in exotic spices as he spoke about the 2nd potato famish of Ireland. Gotta be real honest with ya now sis - i was craving his lack of estrogen (sex hormone responsible for the development and regulation of the female reproductive system)(meaning that the lack of this substance means this person is a MAN.) XXX Steamy bonker-donkin pursued via text messages on our mobile cellular phone devices. UNTIL (unless?) we eventually met up at the local butcher and partook in the exchange between SAUSAGE and COIN. I went medieval on him.
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