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Green then proceeded to have a manic episode and went afk for the rest of the game.
We later deduced (in the penultimate round) from the chattering of the paramedics that green suffered from an aneurysm induced stroke.
Fishman: 1 Green: 0
I regret to inform you that after my recent visit to the shared bathroom, I have managed to clog the toilet and in fact crack it. As you may be aware, a crack means diarrhoea will likely leak out the seams. If you have any care for your mental and physical health, please do not enter this bathroom. Instead, I request you to utilise our neighbour's across the street, Jason's Kebab Van. Again I cannot stress enough, the state of the bathroom is abysmal and I most definitely and regrettably have indeed committed a war crime. Since the situation, I have converted to ALL 236 religions listed on Wikipedia and have been praying to 143 different gods for forgiveness.
Tomorrow, I will be attempting to clear my name by manhandling 98 kilograms/ litres of my own excrement (state of matter yet to be determined). I have prepared my will for the likely chance of no return. I love my wife and daughter. Philis, it was me who ate your lunch every week.
I hope you remember me a hero,
Yusuf