Pernille <3


--| Bad jokes |-

Yesterday, I farted in the Apple store and everyone got upset at me. It's not my fault they don't have Windows.

Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed

I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
It's something I could really see myself doing.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a ckicken sedan

Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water.

Orion's Belt, what a waist of space.
Terrible joke, only 3 stars.