Gig m8..... have you noticed that as you get older, ur farts sound less like 'braaap' and more like 'thoooorpe'? Genetics?

Gig m8.... I've finally got an idea for a tv show. Its called - 'Celebrity Sweaty Crevasse'. We invite famous celebrities to undertake a gauntlet of endurance and test to see how much sweat they produced in their crevasse. I host it, you are the sweat monitor. We cant fail m8.

Gig m8.... are ur bed sheets so encrusted with spunk that you can use them board up a window during a zombie apocalypse? Dont bother answering, I already know they are u dirty ♥♥♥♥

Gig m8.... wax. I thnk we both know what I'm saying here don't we? Shame on you.

Gig m8.... it's not your fault.

Gig m8... wen ur swimming, do you close ur eyes and dream u r swimming in custard - sweet glorious custard. You'll be surpised how many people do this - look around next time and find those with orgasmic expressions. They share your perversions.