They say Napoleon was actually average height but lemme tell you that ♥♥♥♥ was waaaayyyyyyy above average honey
He can bona-part my asscheeks and shove that thick baguette as deep as his army ventured into the russian hinterlands.

Don't judge me. You too know that, hidden in our hearts, we all desire to be bent over and railed like Lord Nelson Horatio double-penetrated Pierre-Charles Villeneuve's line of battle at Trafalgar.