+rep nice skill

always ahead of the game

Franky hit my line bro

+rep born to win

GG EZ

I am a gooner for romance, a jelqer of the heart.
I spend hours locked in my room rubbing out poems of our destinies intertwining.
Squirming at the thoughts of your finger penetrating my wedding band.
I am a freak for you.

Shock kid Apr 18, 2021 @ 1:32pm
go fk your black mom stupid ng your mom will die today

budlight #1 beer :D

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i'm actually sorry

signed by me, lets play csgo

femboy friday

shut up chinese dog

L friend

sup lets go party in cs go

add me, its important

hi mate, can you add me? just for a quick chat

added from tgp server

works manual labor

-rep didnt open bob

hello mate, can you send me friend request? I have something for you

go fk your black mom stupid ng your mom will die today

So, it’s Sunday and my Christian (🤢) family are making me go to church for a Church Service, when we got there we had to sit down in a chair and then a song started playing and we had to sing so I started playing among us drip song (the one that goes like : DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN) really loudly untill I was Told to stop by my mom. I called her Sus and said she is the imposter and needs to be ejected and I was told to be quiet. When the priest was talking about the last supper I remembered a really funny joke from r/memes and yelled “JUDUS IS AN IMPOSTER! THERES ONE IMPOSTER AMONG US!!” And nobody laughed (I assume they haven’t seen the meme) and I was told to get out of the church which is pretty Sus, anyway now my mom is yelling at me for being an idiot even though I’m way funnier then her

ur fat

What the heck did you just flipping say about me, you big meanie? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Tiny Tots Program, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the girl's bathroom, and I have over 300 confirmed noogies. I am trained in Nerf warfare and I have the most gold stars in the entire kindergarten class. You are nothing to me but just another butthead. I will beat you the heck up with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my dang words. You think you can get away with saying that baloney to me on the glowy type-box? Think again, doodiehead. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of teachers across the USA and your parents are being called to pick you up right now so you better prepare for the spanking, junior.

good carry on dark souks III :p

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Do you seriously spend over 40 hours (not minutes) a week playing video games? Can't tell if you're joking. If not then... wow. The only game I could play for 40 hours is nfl 18 and that's because I enjoy kicking other people's asses (I have a natural instinct for strategy games and high-level thinking). But I can't because I'm an adult unlike y'all I presume. Damn high school was fun :/ minus the detentions for picking on the nerds, haha.

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After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life. When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

i am a 15 years old and i am a teenager. i have a 10 inch peenis and i have sex with my girlfirend every day after school. i also masturbate 12 times a day and i have had sex with 100 girls. i smoke 10 pounds of weed every day at 4:20. i take high school math and i can count to infinity. my high school science teacher is really impressed with me because i know the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell and ive taken sex ed 5 times already. i know a condom is used for and i use one every day. i also have infinity minecraft and roblox cheets and hacks i all made myself. i hang out at the mall with my 50 friends every day after having sex with my girlfirend who i met on roblox. and before you go, i do know what sex is. you put your peenis in her peehole and then pee.

r u dumb