how can one play 300h in 2 weeks?

你好，终于联系到您了，我是淘宝店铺 情趣玩具韩红充气娃娃专卖 客服，给您打电话打不通，QQ也不回，看见您steam在线就只好给你留言了。您寄回的充气娃娃我们已经帮您修好了，马上给您寄回去，但请你别那么残暴的对她，她毕竟只是个娃娃。，下次您温柔点，毕竟不是钢铁制成的，寄回来的时候在场的工作人员看了眼泪都流下来了！其实我看着也想哭，那玩意惨不忍睹啊，你说你前面也就算了，后面你都不放过，毕竟有些人有那些特殊的嗜好，我也不说了，嘴巴都变形了，好吧我承认嘴巴也是正常的，关键是鼻孔，耳孔你是怎么进去的？我就纳闷了。还有最后一个就是尼玛的肚脐眼。草，你也是特么人才，最后还给特么差评说要退货，想白嫖也不能这么干啊！这事我已经报警了，你等着吧，还有心情在这玩游戏。

Oh, you're sad because a raghead mowed down like 5 people? when I was your age, I left school to bullseye ♥♥♥♥♥ from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken jungle. I fried so many slopes, they named a brand of rice after me. Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his ♥♥♥♥♥ village and watching our ♥♥♥♥-hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there! You know what? ♥♥♥♥ you.

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Death to the filthy Xeno!

Ya! Glory to the unity!