👾 Gaming Skills:
✔ Can’t aim, but I’ll still blame lag
✔ Stealth level: Accidentally alerts the whole map
✔ Strategy? Rush in and hope for the best

🔥 Achievements:
✅ Spent 1000+ hours in a game I still suck at
✅ Fell off the map more times than I can count
✅ Expert at making bad decisions in horror games

💀 Current Status:

Probably AFK grabbing snacks 🍕

Yelling at my screen because "That Wasn't Fair!"

Still trying to finish a game I started in 2015

🎤 Final Words Before Respawn:
"It's just a game" – Me, lying to myself.