squashmylemon
Jordos   New South Wales, Australia
 
 
Diamond Geezer. Big in Asia.
Currently Offline
Gogo 17 Apr @ 2:52am 
who tf is that ugly ♥♥♥♥♥ down the comments ahahhaha get a job you bimbo
Boolegan 2 Aug, 2023 @ 11:10pm 
In Japan 🇯🇵 , heart surgeon ❤️👨‍⚕️ . Number one 😭☝️ . Steady hand😳✋️. One day, Yakuza boss 🙇🏻need 🆕 heart💘. I do operation🔪⚔️. But, mistake😱! Yakuza boss die😵😪! Yakuza very mad👿. I hide🙈 in fishing boat🐟🚣🏻‍♀️, come to America🎇🎊🇺🇸. No english🤐, no food😩, no money📉🚫💲. Darryl 👨🏿give me job🙌👨🏻‍💼. Now I have house🏡, American car 🚗 , and new woman 🆕👱🏻‍♀️. Darryl 👨🏿save life⛑. My big secret🙊: I kill ☠️yakuza boss on purpose😈. I good 👍surgeon. The best👌💯!
Boolegan 6 Jun, 2023 @ 4:53am 
I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥ing my girlfriend last week. I’m still ♥♥♥♥♥♥ about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.
Boolegan 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:05pm 
wait, wait wait.... hold your hourses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but... just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive... you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us all "drooling", lol.
Boolegan 9 Jun, 2022 @ 4:04pm 
Gg. Hope u get ur ween sucked
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