Nyaaa~

Oh. My. God. Are you a WOMAN!!?!?? Wowowowowow... sorry, got a little excited (I get a little shy around cute girls hehe~!) You know, if you ever need anyone to play any video games with, I'm kind of a master at every game I play. I play first person shooter games, strategy games (my high IQ really starts showing with these types of games), or my favorite, horror games! I know, some are pretty scary, but don't worry! I will hold your hand the entire way through! If you get so scared and want to jump into my arms as well, that's fine with me too haha lol! Anyways hit me up, I'm almost always free (I might have to leave my job working as an FBI field agent early but that's okay, I'm really high up in the ranks and can do that whenever I want ;P) and will play with you anytime! c u l8r qt!

This man tried sexting me with minion memes and is now wanted by the FBI

+rep H-Hewwo. Can I pwease have ur cwedit card infowmation? Thanks!

hmmm gold promfile.

I’m a 45-year-old mom named Karen Chungus and I always wet my panties laughing at those funny pictures of minions on Facebook. I send them to my friends Susan and Deborah on Messenger and they always send back crying laughing emojis. Those adorable yellow little nuggets always turn me on when they say things like “a balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.” I read these and am instantly thrown into spasms of convulsing laughter and ♥♥♥♥♥♥.