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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
21.9 hrs on record (15.2 hrs at review time)
And when a regiment of proud sons of the Ruler of the Seas stood up and climbed over the top of their impressive fortifications even God watched in awe.
And then in horror as they were cut down by a single German machinegunner
Posted 4 July, 2015.
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1 person found this review funny
22.6 hrs on record (19.9 hrs at review time)
You come for a fistful of frags and stay for a few frags more.
Posted 8 June, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
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476.4 hrs on record (200.8 hrs at review time)
Обвили чугун решетки
Плети буйного вьюнка.
Граф фон Штосс терзает четки,
У него с утра тоска.
Раздирает рот зевота...
Что же сделать, наконец?
То ль собраться на охоту,
То ли ехать во дворец?

Во дворце, наверно, скука,
Волокита, пакость, лень.
В будуаре ждет супруга,
У нее с утра мигрень.
Хоть бы сплетен, хоть бы ссоры,
Хоть бы рейнского вина,
Хоть бы влезли, что ли, воры,
Хоть бы рухнула стена.

Хоть бы рухнула - не жалко.
Столько лет уже стоит!
Соблазнить бы, что ль, служанку,
Да супруга сторожит.
Хоть бы с верхнего карниза
От безделья, не со зла
Запустить во двор сервизом
Из богемского стекла?

Хоть бы впутаться в интригу,
Или может, на войну?
Или ядом смазать книгу,
Отравить к чертям жену?
А с портрета смотрит профиль,
То ли пра- , то ли пра-пра-...
Хоть бы, что ли, Мефистофель,
Да какой-нибудь контракт...

Хоть бы в гости хоть кого-то
Ненароком занесло.
И бормочет граф по счету
Девятнадцатый псалом.
Так проходит год за годом,
Так проносятся века.
Лишь густеют на воротах
Плети буйного вьюнка.
Posted 8 June, 2015.
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1 person found this review funny
13.3 hrs on record
A captain always goes down with his ship. Rince and repeat.
Posted 8 June, 2015.
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4 people found this review helpful
653.7 hrs on record (484.1 hrs at review time)
The Showdown Effect is my only love.
Here's why:
The game is completely skill based.
It has unique feel to it, the 80s theme is amazing, and the original crosshair idea make the game unforgetable.
Variety of moves: Climb,jump,roll,dive,grab, fight.! You can do almost everything!
Weapon variety: shotguns, pistols,smg,swords,machineguns,rifles,knives,RPGs. Evry weapon feel different, because it is different, The game let's you choose two guns at once, letting you combine different sorts of weapons.
Character variety: the game can offer 10 characters,evryone cliche as hell and with a special ability. Hank Stream, SWAT agent and a family man throws grenades. Mr. Shur Foo, chinese kung-fu master dragon kicks you in the face and so on.
Maps: The Maps are beautiful! Really, so much effort was put into those! Also,about maps, there are three types of weapons lying on every map. Light- good for throwing,close range,little dmg and very fast; Medium- like a normal sword, but less damage; Heavy- really slow and huge things which kill with one hit;Blockers- very little damage, but a huge blockbar(when it runs out you get stunned).


As much as i love the game it has some huuuuuge minuses:
Really bad connection issues: if you don't find a good host you are bound to freeze and lag like a madman.

Really small community, but a very pleasant one: the issue aboves scared off almost everyone, except us, a buncha guys with 400+ hours who constantly play the game.

Conclusion:
So,6 pluses, 2 minuses,but big ones. What's it gonna be?
My score for the game is 7.5/10
Posted 2 July, 2013. Last edited 13 June, 2014.
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