Rep+ Sent someone to slap me

No rep change, indifferent about frozen peas.

-rep likes frozen peas

Rep+ sends people to poke me

My dear friend, if you were as sharp as the Danish knives, perhaps you would have a chance at being half as intelligent. But alas, your mind seems to be as dull as the Danish winter and your wit as flat as their landscape. You are about as exciting as a Danish pastry, bland and predictable. Your personality is as frigid as the Danish sea and your humor as stale as their rye bread. I could go on, but I fear that your lack of attention span wouldn't allow it. In short, you are a true embodiment of the Danish stereotype - dull, boring, and utterly unremarkable. It's no wonder that Denmark is known for being the happiest country in the world, they must all be too dull to realize how miserable their lives truly are with people like you around. My condolences to your Danish ancestors for producing such a lackluster being.

Has a crippling addiction to Melvor Idle +rep