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smely

sg553 cod noob silver

I sexually identify as a Zodiac Killer. Ever since I was a young lad, I dreamed about slicing into the flesh of the innocent, and sending encrypted messages to the police departments of Northern California. People tell me that I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid and that it's impossible, but I don't care. It's my destiny. I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon carve the Zodiac sign into the back of my head and install knives into my fingers and glasses onto my face permanently. I want everyone to call me "Zodiac" from now on, and respect my right to come into your home and murder you and make a mess of your body, and if you don't, you are a Zodiaphobe and need to check your murder privilege. Thank you for being so understanding

I sexually identify as Bob Ross. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of painting on canvasses with titanium hwite and ruining my paintings with happy trees and clouds. People say to me that a person being Bob Ross is impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded, but I don’t care. I’m happy. I’m having an afro surgery, 2 inches brushes, a palette with Van ♥♥♥♥ Brown and a TV programme. From now on I want you guys to call me “Bobby” and respect my right to ruin and save my paintings and beating the demons out the brushes. If you can’t accept me you’re a Rossphobe and need to check your Bob privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. God bless.

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