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A developer that consistently exceeds today's standards by making games that are fully polished on release day. My favorite games have come from from software, and Elden Ring has blown me away in terms of what they are capable of creating. Incredible storytelling, breathtaking visuals, epic music/sound design that pairs perfectly with each fight, and just enough of a challenge to keep you wanting more

I've played the other Dark Souls games, and they are great, but this one takes the greatness from the first two games and puts it all together into one amazingly awesome F&#$ Yeah! kinda game. If you've never played the game before, you start off with a basic toutorial fighting some enemies and you think "oh, this isnt as bad as everyone has said it is," but then you come across a big crystal looking creature. You try to sneak up on it with caution but then it starts to move, you have no idea what to do, so being the noob that you are you try and fight it, but you never stood a chance and it totaly F#$@% you up. So you say "screw that," and continue on to Light your first bonfire, discover you are able to fall of cliffs, and find some more enemies only then to come across this giant arena with what seems to be a large statue with a sword through its chest. You are Suspicious but still choose to pull the sword out, and tada! you have an awesome new sword to fight with! JK F$#@ You! Instead, what you didnt want to happen, but knew was going to happen happens and low and behold, your first boss! And as he continues to rape you again and again with his big poking stick you begin to fill with rage, and right when you are about to go complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy, you get a sudden burst of boss level epicness and defeat him. Then imeddiatly finish with the best orgasm of your life. And that is what this game is all about. The many challenges that await you will totally F&#% you in the A##, but the feeling you get when you finally F&#$ them in the A## is the best ever, and the reason this is my alltime favorite game with a personal rating of 10outa10.

Blowing Nazi zombies heads up in super slow-mo x-ray vision. Doesn't get much better than that!