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My finger slipped when arresting the Jeffrey Epstein lookalike.

10/10 game

Spent the whole match playing a piano and pretending to be a member of a middle eastern terrorist group Was funny watching people on the enemy team call me a bunch of racist insults instead of helping their team capture the fort and we ended up winning because of it.

10/10 would pretend to be a member of a terrorist group to distract the enemy from helping their team win.

Shell shock simulator 2020. After 3 hours of game time I now have PTSD. 10/10, would play again.

10/10 would get kicked by Punkbuster again

>be me
>finally join a server after spending an hour playing server roulette
>join Viet Kong because ♥♥♥♥ American for trying to steal my rice
>I spawn in, decide I might try out the new gun
>I run around, looking for G,I American to kill
>See movement in bush
>See gun sticking out of bush
>Oh♥♥♥♥.txt
>Unload my gun into bush, shooting first and not asking any questions
>I killed a friendly
>Oh♥♥♥♥Pt2.txt
>Type "I'm sorry for killing you" in chat
>He spergs out in chat that I am toxic, does not forgive the TK and starts a vote kick against me
>I try to explain that it was an honest mistake and that it happens all th-
>"You have been kicked from the server for Toxic Behaviour".

10/10, would spend ten years playing server roulette just to get kicked out of a match by an autistic sperging out teammate. Very historically accurate game, would play again.

#ReigonLockChina

Real ♥♥♥♥ the Chinese keep hacking and the so called anti-cheat system works about as well as a democratic government in Africa.

10/10

I found my bruddas and we found da wey

10/10 I fought for the Tsar and it felt badass.

Mother Russia Bleeds follows the story of four angry drug addicted gypsys as they journey through the mother land on a quest of drugs, gimps and revenge!

Along the way you will fight, encounter and go to:

-A prison and interupt a prison rape!
-Naked men with tattoos!
-Riot cops with a tear gas fetish!
-A knockoff Doctor Eggman!
-A fat prison warden!
-A nightclub filled with gimps!
-Fetish lovers wearing pig, chicken and donkey masks!
-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dogs on steroids!
-Ninja skinheads!
-So many ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ motorcycle drivers!
-MORE TEAR GAS!
-An angry helicopter pilot!
-A hobo camp filled with junkies!
-And a weird skeleton drug lord thing!

So buy Mother Russia Bleeds and live out all you're drug fueled beat em up skull crushin dreams!

10/10. I installed a mod called Cheeki Breeki gun noises and every time a fight breaks out my game sound decides to kill itself and proceeds to crash.

This game is beautiful. JUST BEAUTIFUL.