I was at this restaurant. The sign said "Breakfast Anytime." So I
ordered French Toast in the Rennaissance.
-- Steven Wright
🤤
Small is beautiful.
-- Schumacher's Dictum
😬
Lois: Peter, I care as much about the size of your penis as you care about the size of my breasts.
Peter: OH MY GOD. [runs off crying]
😍
Alliance Commander: "Seems odd you'd name your ship after a battle you were
on the wrong side of."

Mal: "May have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong
one."
😶
For every bloke who makes his mark, there's half a dozen waiting to rub it out.
-- Andy Capp
😱
Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.
-- Marcus Aurelius
😲
Exceptions prove the rule, and wreck the budget.
-- Miller
😙
If I had a Q-TIP, I could prevent th' collapse of NEGOTIATIONS!!
😩
A soft drink turneth away company.
😴

Hey, I can give my Fractal Horns of Inner Abysm arcana for all of your dota 2 loading screens (Im collecting them) so if it's ok for you send me trade offer please. Link in my bio

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