[INTRO]
I know what you're thinking
I've known it sense you tuned in
You're thinking I CAN'T FREESTYLE RAP!
Well I've had it up to here with people assuming ogres can't break it down
SOMEBODY LAY DOWN A BEAT!

[VERSE 1]
(I got a donkey who's wonky, yo)
Fee Fee Fi Fi Fo Fo Fum, Shrek ain't no average ogre son!
I got a donkey who's wonky and I live in the swamp
If you're feeling this ogre let me hear you stomp
Say Shrek, Shrek oh how'd you get so green?
Shrek, Shrek yo what's your favorite cuisine?
I eat frogs and bugs and dung beetle pie
Sometimes I eat my snot and I don't know why
Give me mud, be my bud, but don't be no dud
I be rocking this vest 'cause I'm original stud

[VERSE 2]
Fee Fee Fi Fi Fo Fo Fum, Shrek ain't no average ogre son!
Three pigs here's what I build a house out of pain
And then I put Humpty back together again
Oh Pinocchio's nose it keeps on getting longer
But me and my donkey we be getting stronger!
Tell Snow White and Red Riding Hood
Shrek's in town yo, he knows what's good
If you're looking for rhymes put away that map
Nothing's better than Shrek 'cause this ogre, CAN RAP!