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74.5 hrs on record (27.8 hrs at review time)
Fortnite Battle Pass!!!
Posted 25 November, 2022. Last edited 22 November, 2023.
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0.4 hrs on record
Good game, Big titties
Posted 28 January, 2021.
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1 person found this review funny
339.6 hrs on record (240.4 hrs at review time)
You Kill Big Dinosaurs and wear their skins
Posted 27 November, 2020.
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240.0 hrs on record (74.4 hrs at review time)
Car soccer
Posted 28 June, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
90.5 hrs on record (59.9 hrs at review time)
Kill Aliens
Posted 23 November, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2,906.1 hrs on record (2,252.0 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Kill someone with a P90 - "You're a ♥♥♥**** noob!! Noob weapon!!"
Kill someone with a P90 through a smoke - "You're a ♥♥♥**** hacker!!"
Kill someone with a AWP - "You're a ♥♥♥**** noob!! Noob weapon!!"
Kill someone with a AWP through a door - "You're a ♥♥♥**** hacker!!"
In a 1 vs 5 you die - "You're a ♥♥♥**** noob!!"
In a 1 vs 5 you win - "You're a ♥♥♥**** hacker!!"
Kill someone with a headshot - "Hacker!!"
Get headshoted by someone - "Owned!!" and get teabagged
Kill someone with a grenade - "Luck!!"
Get killed by someone with a grenade - "AHAHAHAHA"
Get teamkilled by someone - "Get out of the way you ♥♥♥**** idiot!!"
Accidentally teamkill someone - "You're a ♥♥♥**** idiot!!"
Blocked by someone - Dies
Accidentally blocks someone - "Get out the way you ♥♥♥**** idiot!!"
Decide to save - "You're a ♥♥♥**** coward!!"
Decide not to save - "Save you ♥♥♥**** idiot!!"
Kill someone while defending the bomb - "You ♥♥♥**** camper!!"
Kill someone while defending the hostages - "You ♥♥♥**** camper!!"
Someone dies - The deceased one starts to rage
Your team lose the round - Your team starts to rage
Your team is losing 10-2 - Someone rages quit
Go to the balcony in Italy - "You ♥♥♥**** hacker!!"
Worst guy receives a drop - "Are you ♥♥♥**** serious!?"
Warm up - Everybody tries to spawn kill
Score is 5-1 in your favor - "This is a T map!"
Score is 1-5 againts you - "This is a CT map!"
Lose the first 2 rounds - Someone asks to get kicked
Last round - Everybody buys Negev
Your team is loosinh and you are in last - Someone vote kicks you
Win a match - All enemy team rages
Lose a match - Yout team rages
Someone's Internet crashes - 30 minutes ban
Your Internet crashes - 7 days ban

10/10
Best rage simulator out there! :D
Posted 27 November, 2016. Last edited 26 November, 2019.
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