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Recent reviews by DandoExpress

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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
350.5 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
This game seems to be getting worse as time passes with its monetization. How hard is it to literally just put premium currency in the battlepass. Also 4 years to work on story content and have jack shet to show for it, shows that this company will crash and burn. One last thing is that this company needs to stop with its gay shet, you would think everyone in this universe is somehow gay with its pride month maps, icons, flags, and such, its honestly annoying.
Posted 20 August, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1.9 hrs on record
This game is absolutely terrible. Not only does it look absolutely terrible, you also have to deal with the sh** performance I have ever seen from a sh** game. The game itself is sh**, the zombies are sh**, they look like sh**, the guns oh THE GUNS ARE ABSOLUTELY SH**, the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clouds whoever made these clouds needs to be slapped with their developers ♥♥♥♥. Oh God all mighty have mercy oh the poor souls that play this sh**. why communities are sh** as well, WHY IS THERE NO ITEMS ANYWHERE. The trees look sh**, the items look like sh**, the environment looks like sh**.
Posted 13 December, 2018.
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7 people found this review helpful
2.4 hrs on record
YOU WALK SLOW
THE PUZZLES ARE STUPID
AND
YOU
DONT
STOP
TALKING
Posted 29 January, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
382.5 hrs on record (342.7 hrs at review time)
If those Turks wont bow to me then all of europe shall bow to me
Posted 25 November, 2016.
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3 people found this review funny
19.5 hrs on record
This gammmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeee THIS GAME OH HELLLL NO no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

NO
NO
NO
ughhhhhhhhhh now with that out of the way i can tell you how much i hate the ending
i wont spoil it but it just ruins everything
p.s this game is a giant fetch quest so if enjoy that go ahead its your money do what you want
Posted 16 May, 2015.
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3 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
3.0 hrs on record
friends are s**** this game is s**** the people are s**** and EVERYTHING IS S**** IN THIS GAME
Do you know i destroyed everything thinking it was fun i burned down the village an murded everyone that my friends worke so hard on for so you know what have fun figuring out this peice of s****
Posted 25 September, 2014.
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4 people found this review helpful
295.2 hrs on record (90.3 hrs at review time)
I cant belive i actually beat the game the satisfaction when you beat a boss makes you overfill with joy like if the hand of Jesus himself touched you bringing the world into harmony all around you I recommend this game to everyone but as the game says PREPARE TO DIE A S*** TON OF TIMES
Posted 22 July, 2014.
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3 people found this review helpful
430.0 hrs on record (122.5 hrs at review time)
Amazing game may be a little frustrating if you dont know what your doing, but other than that if you do know where to go its a fun game with amazing scenerys
Posted 22 July, 2014.
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