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I sexually Identify as an AK-47. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of spraying 7.62 rounds from my body all throughout the lands. People say to me that a person being a AK-47 is impossible and I'm being stupid but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install an adjustable butt stock, rail grips and a ACOG optic on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Pew Pew" and respect my right to suppress the enemy with rapid fire. If you can't accept me then you're a weaponphobe and need to check your gun privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.